I can’t do gluffsome

I’ve been reading I am Legend by Richard Matheson.  Some points to note:

  1. Last week when selecting my book from the Sci-Fi section at Shetland Library I deliberately opted for a brightly coloured yellow book.  I like bright yellow shiny things
  2. I didn’t read the back.  My ignorance led to quite a gluffsome shock – poor Robert Neville is surrounded by vampires and I’m terrified of vampires and zombies and all things gluffsome
  3. I’ve not finished I am Legend as I’ve run out of onions and garlic to protect myself with.  I will go buy more and read in the bright sun.