I was contemplating what to read at the airport this morning.
There was one thing I was sure of.
I wouldn’t be reading on the plane.
I tried it once as I noticed that people did that. Rather than sit terrified and convinced of imminent death I thought I would try a newspaper.
I got my seat belt on and my newspaper was held in position. I was reading…
The air stewardess did her final checks before take off. Without breaking her stride she turned my newspaper the right way up.
I now don’t even pretend to read on planes.